Flapper Satire: The Deb’s Dictionary

Flapper Satire: The Deb’s Dictionary

Deb's Dictionary

First edition of The Deb’s Dictionary by Oliver Herford (1931).

The Deb’s Dictionary (SOLD) is a charming satire of flapper life by Oliver Herford, the author of Sea Legs, a similar book recently featured in this blog. “Deb” was a 1920s slang term for “debutante”, and Herford’s dictionary skewers the pretensions and behavior of young upper-class men and women and the popular culture of the Jazz Age. Herford illustrated The Deb’s Dictionary himself, and the book is now uncommon in the colourful dust jacket that he designed.

Below, a selection of illustrated terms from the dictionary.

For another humorous dictionary see “The Original Slang Dictionary: Francis Grose’s Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue” (SOLD)

Deb's Dictionary - Ambidextrous

Ambidextrous: Not letting your right hand know who is holding your left hand.

Deb's Dictionary - Beach

Beach: (Baileys) A place where the knee-plus-ultra of Society have their legs photographed for the Sunday papers.

Deb's Dictionary - Bloomers

Bloomers: A conspicuous item of feminine apparel. See also underskirt.

Deb's Dictionary - Chivalry

Chivalry: The High Resolve of every man to protect every woman against every other man.

Deb's Dictionary - Cinder

Cinder: A mythical substance that gets into a Deb’s eye in a Pullman car and can only be removed with male assistance.

Deb's Dictionary - Cocktail

Cocktail: Prohibition’s most notable contribution to the Sophistication of America’s boys and girls.

Deb's Dictionary - Coyness

Coyness: Provocative modesty. Go away closer. Pull it down higher.

Deb's Dictionary - Duel

Duel: The highest compliment possible for two men to pay one woman.

Deb's Dictionary - Heart

Heart: The organic ticker that registers the flurries and fluctuations of emotion in Love’s Stock Exchange.

Deb's Dictionary - Joint

Joint: A get-together place.  A knee-joint. An elbow-joint. An uptown joint.

Deb's Dictionary - Melody

Melody: The Bogey of modern music.

Deb's Dictionary - Modesty

Modesty: The gentle art of enhancing your charm by pretending not to be aware of it.

Deb's Dictionary - Rag

Rag: A bit of gladsome chiffon doing its best to stick around a frisky sub-deb at a fraternity dance.

Deb's Dictionary - Television

Television: An invention to prevent fibbing on the telephone.

Deb's Dictionary - Zephyr

Zephyr: A naughty, flirtatious breeze.

Flappers at Sea

Flappers at Sea

Sea Legs by Oliver Herford (1931).

This utterly charming little book was placed on my desk by a colleague who knows about my secret desire to be a flapper. Published in 1931 after originally appearing in the periodical The Delineator, Sea Legs was written by the American poet and illustrator Oliver Herford (1863–1935), a prolific magazine contributor best remembered for his humorous books The Rubíáyát of a Persian Kitten  and The Little Book of Bores. He was also famed for his bon mots, and Google reveals that almost everyone believes he was described as “the American Oscar Wilde”, though no one seems to know by whom (and, even if true, he wasn’t the only one – Mark Twain was also saddled with the title). Nevertheless, he was a truly talented humorist and illustrator, with The New York Sun arguing that “There is no one else quite as funny as he is and probably never will be”.

Sea Legs is a satirical alphabet book, relating the delights and annoyances of voyages in the era when traveling between Europe and North America meant spending at least a week at sea, a social event with the opportunity to become intimate, for better or worse, with fellow passengers and crew. Herford’s illustrations of flappers caught in a myriad of titillating shipboard situations are a delight. I’ve included a good selection below, and strongly encourage you to explore the above links to Persian Kitten and Book of Bores. A rare title, this copy includes the dust jacket and a very attractive folding case that reproduces the cover image (see the final picture).

D’s the Deck-steward–

With careful financing

He will give you a chair

Where the view is entrancing.

E’s the Electrical Horse

in the Gym.

It won’t take you far

but ’twill keep you in trim.

F is the flapper

Who walks the first day

By her Lone, but tomorrow

It won’t be that way.

G’s for the Gulls

I wish they’d explain

How they eat such a lot

and their figures retain.

N is the Newly-Weds?

Nay, guess again,

His wife’s in Seattle,

her hubby’s in Maine.

O is the Ocean

a watery waste

With a nauseous motion

and terrible taste.

P is the Pet on his

mistress’s knee

Oh who wouldn’t

envy a Puppy

at sea!

Se is for Sea Legs,

but if you ask me

The way I should spell

it is S double E.

U’s that old Ulster

don’t talk of not keeping it

If you summer in Europe

You’ll sleep, live and

eat in it.

V is the Vamp, who

believes that if she

Should vamp Daddy Neptune

he’d give up the sea.